Doritos, Chips, and Dips

I paid 55 cent for a small bag of doritos.
There were 13 chips in the bag.
That's .23 Cents per chip. (twenty three hundredths of a cent per chip)

A million chips would cost you $230,000

A bag of doritos appx $3.70
Twice a month > 7.4
Each year > 88.8
Avg. Life time > 6660

Don't get me wrong, I love Doritos, but I want to think twice or even three times before I buy a snack.

Tax-decutable Self-destructing Costs

Disclaimer: This is an unfinished blog, may make it a "blurb." Why should I finish this article? You tell me. It makes me depressed to think of how MESSED up much of our entire race (human) currently is. Sad, sad, so sad.

Why is it that we must destroy our natural selves for the sake of employment?

Perhaps when my business is booming, I’ll hire only people who are grooming minorities. If you have a new hair cut, BAM!!!!!!!! You’re fired.

What should be tax-deductible?

HAIRCUTS - $50 per/year for MALES (DIY costs of one electric hair trimmer, though he must shave his head)
Minimum - $120 per/year for FEMALES (Because women may not shave their heads, because it’s harder for them to find a job with a shaved head)
RAZORS – Men must shave their faces, because most places will discriminate against a man with a beard, especially one over approximately 1 inch in length.
STOCKINGS – Women are less likely to be hired if they show legs with hair on them.
STYLISH CLOTHING - If someone does not know how to utilize their vision of style to use cheap clothing, they may have to purchase expensive clothing to keep up with trends, because if they look like the 18th century in the 21st, THEY'RE FIRED! Or worse yet, not hired in the first place, which is the most likely case.


These are all things unofficially required to attain employment.

Glidings to lands side

Glide so silently looking down at the moonlit sea slowly getting closer so feet skim the surface and spread drops no higher than your ankles while water gains height covering knees and shoulders go under forcing arms to start swimming for hours they're treading and finially they stop letting tiredness creep in as a board floats by with arms around the body floats to lands side.




Just a little experimental poem I felt like writing.
Chexed

Hello World Poem

I'm just saying hello to the world today
Spreading a little poetry on my way

This may be cheesy
This may be me
But I'm not admitting
As cheesy is not fitting

Spring is here and summer's coming
The flowers are blooming
And the birds are singing

Another bloom will soon be here
A baby bloom it is my dear
No baby boom do I fear
I'm looking forward to its cheer

Even sooner than the baby bloom
Is the coming together I'll assume
With my partner under half a moon
In the year of the dog
At the time of the Gemini
I know I'll love it
For you I'd die

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Paintings Section Moved and Updated!

I believe this new style has more of any artsy feel. I'll be adding more paintings to the section asap.

Here's a little image to show you one of the paintings.

Chexed out the new section here: Paintings